You can always email me at mdmakow at clemson dot edu. You can also leave me anonymous hate mail via the boxes on the right. But really, if you want to get under my skin, you're going to have go to grad school, finish your Ph.D., procure an academic appointment, and become a trusted referee or editor at a respected, peer-reviewed journal. Then you can anonymously troll me by capriciously rejecting my papers. Evidence suggests at least a few of you have already done this. So mean, you guys. So mean.